But, i have some clarifications to make for my section of the newsletter.
My section is always the smallest and most untrue.
Thank goodness for this blog or i'd have no idea what to do.
It said i sold italian sodas for income!
I certainly did not. It was only for fun.
It also said i played volleyball on JV.
We did not need to say JV on behalf of my dignity.
Not that i'm a person with low self-esteem,
But come on people! We all can dream!
And now, my friends I will re-write my section of the letter,
And with absolutely no flaws or betters.
Bear with me people, as i'm trying to rhyme.
Obviously I've got too much spare time.
Lindsey Diane is amazing.
She has lots of friends and a dog that loves grazing.
Her sister got married so she and leah made italian sodas for the reception.
Not for sale of course, because she had no exception.
She also played volleyball, (and is not a gymnist)
How many games they won is none of your business.
She improved so much, in fact her window couldn't take it.
She served the ball so hard that she really did break it.
Lindsey is now in high school, and with that, comes seminary.
It is so hard that she wants to sing like a canary,
"Waking up this early sucks!
It makes me feel like a dying duck!"
Not that seminary is bad, come on! It's good for the soul!
It's just that being up that early makes her want to mold.
But somehow she'll make it. Dead or alive.
Eighty percent, not thirty-five.
Other than that, her life is great!
She's got an awesome family, and lots on her plate.
We all have struggles, big or small.
Seminary is big. and she is tall. (5'7" to be exact!)
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